The best response to what is c++

I use Arch btw.

Programmers :D

Always works!

I just can't get this optimization thing down

Why—Just why?

No seriously. Change my mind.

When you review your overworked friend's code

We all know there's no mercy!

Settling on something in the middle would be nice, but I guess that's not going to happen, is it?

Only partially satirical