drake the type of fella to use white theme

At least it's not java

Saved my ass so many times

If else, or else.

Programmers when they're trying to work

Why make code run correctly when Photoshop can fix it for you

Based on true events

Morning meetings be like "We don't learn anything by reading tickets, git logs or PR, so, what are you working on ?"

Only real programmer

Testers now a-days :)

Get yourself a Script Kitty to scream at you.