An interesting title

Water image is it?

Bug free code

If your ideal person doesn't speak C++, you should reconsider your preferences

Microsoft developers be like

Whitespace is like younglings: unnecessary and removable

The four Horsemen of asking technical questions...

"Refuses to comment"

10 years as a Python Developer but I still need to check

may the scrum master be with you

Get some sleep you can think about it tomorrow