Incoming flood of merge conflicts

How many loose talkers have been denied promotion here for being honest like a child?

When Reddit preview saves you.

Never mind

9 to 5? Nah

When you find a tutorial on YouTube with the current year in the title only to find the code is outdated

Fortune cookie company runs Ubuntu

*proceeds to create another project*

Too much to bear

Defragged zebra

Dropped into a new team as a new Lead