When your boss has no clue what you do.

Great Value™ Database

var data;

As QA, I feel this.

What do you mean your question has a positive score?!

Grr.. Hmm.. Grr... Hmmmmm

Created the phrase "Spike of Spikes" to describe part of our agile process

Found on my final test for my programming class

every time…

This is my apology to the next dev