Always test your hotfixes
As a data guy I always preferred Unix TimeStamps myself…
80 characters per line? I've got variable names longer than this!
Anyone up? I have a tweet to laugh at (sorry not sorry)
Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you
I should really comment my code more
When the senior dev shows you a simpler solution to your problem that already exists in the code base, causing you to scrap your entire code.
Some things will NEVER change