Learning how to use terminal lol.

So, who's hello world took down most of the internet traffic?

Yo guys i just learned how to do that.

Facebook.. Is that you?

Currently at Facebook

We can all hear his "FUCK"

It's been down for about an hour now, yet I gotta work

Someone's having a really bad day at Facebook

Sad story

Where is my $300k offer?

Things former co-workers say to me