I just can't get this optimization thing down
No seriously. Change my mind.
When you review your overworked friend's code
We all know there's no mercy!
Settling on something in the middle would be nice, but I guess that's not going to happen, is it?
Only partially satirical
FULL CIRCLEStolen from r/memes
Go away with your imaginary millions
I see here that you know SQL, but do you know MySQL?