Intern at google: If (today.isHoliday && today.hasFireworks) sendNotification(Holiday.newYearsEve);

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Thanks for the follows..

I know everything..

Warnings are not my problem

99 Bugs in the code, if one is fixed, 101 bugs in code

I don't know what to do

Nyehh, I'll deal with it later

Now, I can choose!

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