My brother said it's the best one he ever received:)

please no

Maybe it is true

"So, how do you know what you're doing in backend if there isn't a screen to look at?"

90% of all code comments

Typical commenter

Client’s revisions

When you run into the same issue years later

Found in the wild

Because it's all written in C.

When you define a 2-D array in your code