"I need to talk with the guys from DevOps"

blinky > printy

Impossi... Implemented.

They are beginning to understand, its a feature not a bug

It's like trying to read hieroglyphics sometimes

This isn't even my final form

when they ask you how's it going after you code fails to compile for the 100th time

0-based vs 1-based indexing

I generally bite my fingers off.

Every programmer ever

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