"What are ya doin', mate?"

You're weak

how to write long codes with a ultra-wide monitor correctly

When someone asks for a code review and you're about to start the weekend

Makes me feel smart when I'm not at work...

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Senior developer explaining SQL deadlock to me

It hurts 😔

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I did a little oopsie today... was testing an express backend api endpoint that updates a mysql database when the whole thing went down...

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