When the team asks you to look at that one legacy app no one has touched in years

WILL NOT TYPE.

Happened to me too often :-)

Literally every time.

it works!!

Really, I'd love to find bugs because I can never find them.

Wow! This is garbage.

free() your memory!

Senior devs troubleshooting a major issue

Show me all numbers...

"Do I have to know math to code?"