It's a marathon

from cupboard import blender

Imagine what a circular doubly linked list would look like.

Why are IT guys such dicks?

Fan boys loving what they despise...

Programmer’s dilema

I feel this fits very well.

When it happens you feel like a superior being

The best thing i’ve ever bought in my life.

Meanwhile me- Oh really?

More sysadmin humour than programmer, but r/sysadmin doesn’t allow photos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯