...I mean, I didn't want or need to use it but I can't say no to a good deal.

"He's 13, and you only have 4 candles. It can't be done!"

FAP Developer

Are you using dark mode?

Finally found the heaviest object in the universe

Problem solver 100

Sorry you’re only allowed one attempt. Self-distruction in 5, 4....

When you got multiple a/b tests running on the same page

It's not just creative. It's a revolutionary idea.

Git taught me a valuable lesson

I f**king hate computers.