Computers only do what programmers tell them to do

Just create a new environment, i guess.

Double standards

Yes, I'm a software engineer and yes... sometimes I "fix" relatives computer...

How Jokers are made extended

Please don't boo... ( Cringe intended)

The intelligent in me

True story

The idea worked

Them: "This feature is urgent. We can clean up the code next quarter.". Me:

We have all been there