No seriously. Change my mind.
When you review your overworked friend's code
We all know there's no mercy!
Settling on something in the middle would be nice, but I guess that's not going to happen, is it?
Only partially satirical
FULL CIRCLEStolen from r/memes
Go away with your imaginary millions
I see here that you know SQL, but do you know MySQL?
Global Scope Considered Harmful
While they can't figure out where to put the semicolon, we will be fine