I feel this fits very well.

When it happens you feel like a superior being

The best thing i’ve ever bought in my life.

Meanwhile me- Oh really?

More sysadmin humour than programmer, but r/sysadmin doesn’t allow photos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh someones got jokes, do they

A programmer's definition of insanity.

how make c?

Sir how do I push my code to git

Oh docker

You Must Be This Tall To Write Network Protocols