Me debating whether to use tabs or spaces

Want to give developers at companies you dislike miserable? Use inspect element and replace the wrong password error with [object Object] and send a screenshot to their support email.

Chad C++ progrqmmer

An SEO expert walks into a bar

My code works, I don’t know why

Not even comments can help this monstrosity

"it can't be that much different from other languages..."

*sad programmer noises*

Could be better. Always.

random.choice saves the day once again

JavaScript is aweome!