Joins in SQL be like:

This is getting too meta

it works, appearance doesn't matter right?

When you spend so much time multiplying by 2

So there can't be three attractive people in a computer room at the same time?

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Let me do my thing

Please OPTIMIZE your code

that pesky keyword

Life is beautiful..

I appreciate that you tried to help the community, but I'm tired of getting half way through a guide to find deprecated/removed functions/configs being used