git checkout -b 'nobody-loves-me' the

7 years in this profession and I haven't looked at them once

I can already picture my juniors cursing me like I did those who came before me...circle of life?

Am I testing my code or is it testing me

It's okay, becuase you are not a programmer

Mission Accomplished

When you didn’t read the docs but it works

I’m never going back

2 + 2 = 22

R.I.P

This is how QR codes are born