You are missing these..
The god mode...
Let’s get freaky
This website handles ZIP code as an integer rather than a string... It breaks if your ZIP starts with a 0
I'm a hacker.
I'm glad you're open to hiring devs with experience in any language, but I don't want to work in just any language!
Gotta go fast or I might have a job in 10 years
This annoyed comment I came across