As a data guy I always preferred Unix TimeStamps myself…

80 characters per line? I've got variable names longer than this!

Anyone up? I have a tweet to laugh at (sorry not sorry)

We’re safe

Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you

I should really comment my code more

When the senior dev shows you a simpler solution to your problem that already exists in the code base, causing you to scrap your entire code.


Some things will NEVER change

Might as well be....

A dark mode friendly COBOL meme