We all know there's no mercy!

Settling on something in the middle would be nice, but I guess that's not going to happen, is it?

Only partially satirical

FULL CIRCLEStolen from r/memes

Go away with your imaginary millions

I see here that you know SQL, but do you know MySQL?

Global Scope Considered Harmful

While they can't figure out where to put the semicolon, we will be fine

Create.

This applies for all of us

The go-to letter.