Found this today at my uni

Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is

Now we are all "string"

Sure, we programmers spontaneously study programming languages while waiting for flights

true story

I didn't make the rules, I just blindly follow them.

The start of the harrowing, occasionally rewarding, never-ending journey

*cries in the corneršŸ„ŗ*

the true programmer holy war has yet to begin

Always read the error guys

Governments everywhere