Not sure if this meme has been made before but here

My startup `localhost` has been hacked. Please help.

Should have said 'indent'.

git checkout -b 'nobody-loves-me' the

7 years in this profession and I haven't looked at them once

I can already picture my juniors cursing me like I did those who came before of life?

Am I testing my code or is it testing me

It's okay, becuase you are not a programmer

Mission Accomplished

When you didn’t read the docs but it works

I’m never going back