When you review your overworked friend's code
We all know there's no mercy!
Settling on something in the middle would be nice, but I guess that's not going to happen, is it?
Only partially satirical
FULL CIRCLEStolen from r/memes
Go away with your imaginary millions
I see here that you know SQL, but do you know MySQL?
Global Scope Considered Harmful
While they can't figure out where to put the semicolon, we will be fine
This applies for all of us