UPDATE staff SET salary = 100 WHERE 1 = 1

Dating by programmers

Coding tutorials ...

That took a wild turn

You want me to whhhhaaat?

Front-end developers be like

Coworker: how do you format your code?

The struggle is real!

A defect can never be a programmer’s fault

Inspired by real meeting. They didn't like my solution. It's already way more expensive than our current software licenses.

You would think an online programming textbook would have been programmed better...