Imma just stare at it for a while before it gets rejected

Every single programmer I've met so far

Not 100% wrong

Movies won't be the same for us anymore.

It's a marathon

from cupboard import blender

Imagine what a circular doubly linked list would look like.

Why are IT guys such dicks?

Fan boys loving what they despise...

Programmer’s dilema

I feel this fits very well.