There is only one true way

Hello World

But he's even lazier...

Ransomware creators hate this simple trick!

So proud of Pokémon go for their first line of code

Fast coding is overrated..

When the VPN provider says that they keep anonymised logs only

Why?

I don't even know four people...

A beast indeed

My greatest ever accomplishment is photoshopping the "Strutting Leo" meme into a client's stock photo and adding it to their website without anyone ever noticing. It was there for years, until the client updated their website. Here's the image.