What programmers say VS what they mean

i have no idea how this relates to being a programmer but i know it does

In my case it's intentional

Finally debt free!

Someone had the conscience to put in the comment

Did astrologists reverse-engineer the source code?

There is a pinch of nihilism in every return statement

The correct answer isn't even there...

JavaScript has a bad rep but this really surprised me

What's the first thing you program it to say?

Which one of you programmed this?