9 to 5? Nah

When you find a tutorial on YouTube with the current year in the title only to find the code is outdated

Fortune cookie company runs Ubuntu

*proceeds to create another project*

Too much to bear

Defragged zebra

Dropped into a new team as a new Lead

I'm not proud, but it works

Bomb has been planted.

Codesnipped of a haircutting machine according to Instagram video

Truly sad