Now we are all "string"

Sure, we programmers spontaneously study programming languages while waiting for flights

true story

I didn't make the rules, I just blindly follow them.

The start of the harrowing, occasionally rewarding, never-ending journey

*cries in the corneršŸ„ŗ*

the true programmer holy war has yet to begin

Always read the error guys

Governments everywhere

Javascript as a beginner language

No switches?