saw this on my homework today and it was inexplicably funny

I'm never going back, why is Eclipse even used by anyone...

Those pesky gateway drugs

Java is a verbose language, so only the algorithms that are worth writing can be written.

Glad to see that they are not objectifying women

Comment section will rip me apart

bios turning atheists religious

Which one of you did this? Every day we stray further from god...

This fully describes my code:

When daily sync meetings are made mandatory by your teamlead