God's own programming language

The speed you get in c/c++ is a gift to you for writing 10times more code than you would have written using python

In an alternate reality

Nah, I use Word as my IDE

I've been a dev for 15 years and yet...

Can a person really know ALL this?

because I can!

Sorry but i prefer tea

Australian Programming Language

My current condition

Do you feel the same too?