Error handling at its finest

When your code works as it should.

I will automate your job one day out of spite

Always test your hotfixes

Russian roulette

As a data guy I always preferred Unix TimeStamps myself…

80 characters per line? I've got variable names longer than this!

Anyone up? I have a tweet to laugh at (sorry not sorry)

We’re safe

Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you

I should really comment my code more