Don’t forget to add “DO NOT TOUCH THIS CODE … EVER” in the comments

Wanna hear a scary story? using namespace std

my webserver during ddos

it's the most important skill

CS != Computer Skills

And they always tell this to developer, not to manufacturer !!

when the client is putting to much pressure

best variable name ever! Why are you so angry ?

this is a cry for help

the programmer's "not my problem" alternative

Me a developer trying to learn how to market my app