I didn't choose the tech life; the tech life chose me

Ah shoot here we go again

Me debating whether to use tabs or spaces

Want to give developers at companies you dislike miserable? Use inspect element and replace the wrong password error with [object Object] and send a screenshot to their support email.

Chad C++ progrqmmer

An SEO expert walks into a bar

My code works, I don’t know why

Not even comments can help this monstrosity

"it can't be that much different from other languages..."

*sad programmer noises*

Could be better. Always.